kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 03:52am
lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 03:52am
Tuesday Sep 9 @ 03:52am

Anonymous said: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 03:52am

sluttymistletoe:

fuckin aquata

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 03:51am

sofapizza:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

"How To Train Your Meatball"

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 03:51am

goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 03:50am
Tuesday Sep 9 @ 03:50am
thatssoojalen:

OH. MY. LORDT.

thatssoojalen:

OH. MY. LORDT.

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 03:50am
unclefather:

how she do that

unclefather:

how she do that

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 03:49am

totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 03:49am
do-not-touch-my-food:

Pretzel Dogs

do-not-touch-my-food:

Pretzel Dogs

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 03:49am

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