February 2012
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
That awkward moment when you're yelling at someone...
Those couples who make out in front of you like...
And you’re like:
Anonymous asked: do you watch porn ?!
Anonymous asked: you watch how i met your mother ?!
me: i'm so bored..
unfinished tasks: um
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
